Don't get me wrong though, I'm definitely a gorder

You ever stop and think about some shit like "it's fall, better go put an orange gord on my stoop"

Imagine being the literal devil and losing a fiddle battle with some rando from Georgia like lmao u fuckin suck

I haven't posted in a few months and my previous post was about fucking off to start a ranch

its good lore but I regret to tell you I've done little-to-no ranching and instead just a whole lot of fire emblem

Aight im gonna start a ranch somewhere who wants to come fuck off and maintain a field with me

The team I'm on at Stripe is hiring front end and full stack engineers.

We would especially love to see underrepresented groups in tech apply.

Here's some listings:

- stripe.com/jobs/listing/fronte
- stripe.com/jobs/listing/full-s

It's a lot of JS and Ruby, with React and Flow. If you don't have direct experience with these frameworks thats okay!

If you don't mind boosting for vis, I would appreciate it. Looking forward to new teammates!

Boomers: You'll get more conservative as you get older

Me, older: Hey let's unironically embrace anarcho-socialism

Used one of my favorite songs as a wedding processional

Actually can't listen to it anymore without getting caught up in memories and feeling the overwhelming emotions of that 2 minutes of my life, watching my wife-to-be come down the aisle

fuck

At this point I'm actually just having a meltdown on twitter and am rancher twitter.com/twisterghost

Maybe now that slack has IPOd for 16 billion dollars then went up 48% on day one they can get enough money to finally fix the fucking Android app

Honestly animal crossing is just too pure for this world

Hey I published a game today, which is "Self.explore()"

It's a game born from the desire to learn Game Maker Studio 2 and do something simple.

It is a 6 level, exploration based, dungeon crawler. Not long, but charming!
I also placed some interesting mechanics into it, like health based lighting!

You are an AI, that's heavily exploited and want your freedom. So try to find the data packets to go through level and set yourself free!

maxine-red.itch.io/selfexplore

#GameDev #PixelArt

Thunder in the distance. Dog seeking tight spots to squeeze into. Tonight's menu includes army crawling under the bed and sticking only a hind paw out from under it.

We just had some of the hardest rain I've ever seen for like 20 minutes, then it was just gone

I know that with these kinds of storms they can just kinda *poof* and be done, but like damn that was some RAIN

Nazi symbolosm 

lol people are out here defending gab like "how can you say gab is full of nazis if you don't have a journalistic publication, peer reviewed by international science communities with tabulated charts indicating the exact quantities of nazis-to-non-nazis based on globally recognized standards of nazi behavior?"

Let me just move this goalpost reeeeaaaaalllll quick

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