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We just had some of the hardest rain I've ever seen for like 20 minutes, then it was just gone

I know that with these kinds of storms they can just kinda *poof* and be done, but like damn that was some RAIN

Nazi symbolosm 

lol people are out here defending gab like "how can you say gab is full of nazis if you don't have a journalistic publication, peer reviewed by international science communities with tabulated charts indicating the exact quantities of nazis-to-non-nazis based on globally recognized standards of nazi behavior?"

Let me just move this goalpost reeeeaaaaalllll quick

Everyone talks about printers as being problem children, but it's 2019 and if you plug in a monitor at the wrong time you best be reaching for your quarterstaff cuz here there be goblins

Having pronouns in your bio is important to normalise the practise, not just gor trans people but everybody. If only trans people do it, then it becomes a marker of who is trans, if you all do it then it's just a standard thing. I know it can be annoying to be asked over and over yo do it, but it is important

Really cranked up the bad faith and false equivalence arguments up to 11 over the past month eh?

Quick tip: set up an auto-correct on your phone to correct "youtube" to "youtube, an anti-queer platform,"

Someone is going to need to get me some kind of slow-release nutrition tablet because between Sword & Shield and potentially Animal Crossing later this year its just gonna be the end for ya boi

Alright nintendo, fuck me up with this pokemon direct

The title/alt text being particularly great:

"I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express."

also their automated phone service made me type my password in on my phones keypad as numbers which was bizarre and obnoxious because all my financial passwords are at least 50 characters

Something something dark patterns

Trying to move a bank account. Big ol' banner to click on to move it within their bank. Tiny little text to move it elsewhere. Clicked that. Next screen had my "options" which were another big ol' "move it within this bank" and _another_ tiny piece of text saying "call us to move it elsewhere"

I get it, but like dag, yo

Headline: FEDIVERSE USERS DENTAL HYGIENE AMONG THE BEST, RESEARCHERS SAY

Snippet: Researches mining posts on the "fediverse" have discovered a significant number of users regularly discuss the merits of floss

I had to give Apple my phone number on my work laptop (MacBook) so I could enable a system for testing at work.

For some reason, they then silently set up iMessage on that machine. I have no other Apple products. My parents do.

When I opened my work laptop yesterday morning, I had unread messages from my dad, because his iPhones messaging app defaulted to iMessage when it saw I had an account with my phone number. I had no idea they were there.

That is so fucking disgusting and scary.

Apple keynotes play like a caricature of apple keynotes

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