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Aight im gonna start a ranch somewhere who wants to come fuck off and maintain a field with me

The team I'm on at Stripe is hiring front end and full stack engineers.

We would especially love to see underrepresented groups in tech apply.

Here's some listings:


It's a lot of JS and Ruby, with React and Flow. If you don't have direct experience with these frameworks thats okay!

If you don't mind boosting for vis, I would appreciate it. Looking forward to new teammates!

Boomers: You'll get more conservative as you get older

Me, older: Hey let's unironically embrace anarcho-socialism

Used one of my favorite songs as a wedding processional

Actually can't listen to it anymore without getting caught up in memories and feeling the overwhelming emotions of that 2 minutes of my life, watching my wife-to-be come down the aisle


At this point I'm actually just having a meltdown on twitter and am rancher

Maybe now that slack has IPOd for 16 billion dollars then went up 48% on day one they can get enough money to finally fix the fucking Android app

Honestly animal crossing is just too pure for this world

Hey I published a game today, which is "Self.explore()"

It's a game born from the desire to learn Game Maker Studio 2 and do something simple.

It is a 6 level, exploration based, dungeon crawler. Not long, but charming!
I also placed some interesting mechanics into it, like health based lighting!

You are an AI, that's heavily exploited and want your freedom. So try to find the data packets to go through level and set yourself free!

#GameDev #PixelArt

Thunder in the distance. Dog seeking tight spots to squeeze into. Tonight's menu includes army crawling under the bed and sticking only a hind paw out from under it.

We just had some of the hardest rain I've ever seen for like 20 minutes, then it was just gone

I know that with these kinds of storms they can just kinda *poof* and be done, but like damn that was some RAIN

Nazi symbolosm 

lol people are out here defending gab like "how can you say gab is full of nazis if you don't have a journalistic publication, peer reviewed by international science communities with tabulated charts indicating the exact quantities of nazis-to-non-nazis based on globally recognized standards of nazi behavior?"

Let me just move this goalpost reeeeaaaaalllll quick

Everyone talks about printers as being problem children, but it's 2019 and if you plug in a monitor at the wrong time you best be reaching for your quarterstaff cuz here there be goblins

Having pronouns in your bio is important to normalise the practise, not just gor trans people but everybody. If only trans people do it, then it becomes a marker of who is trans, if you all do it then it's just a standard thing. I know it can be annoying to be asked over and over yo do it, but it is important

Really cranked up the bad faith and false equivalence arguments up to 11 over the past month eh?

Quick tip: set up an auto-correct on your phone to correct "youtube" to "youtube, an anti-queer platform,"

Someone is going to need to get me some kind of slow-release nutrition tablet because between Sword & Shield and potentially Animal Crossing later this year its just gonna be the end for ya boi

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